I can't even wrap my head around the Internet 

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 04/13/2016 at 17:38 • Filed to: None

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Like, where the fuck is it?

scoob > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 17:38

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Under there.

crowmolly > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 17:41

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Just make sure you update to the latest version of the Internet. That’s critical.

Pcm9799 > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 17:42

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Standing behind you right now, breathing heavily.

Xyl0c41n3 > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 17:43

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It's in your heart and you can take it with you wherever you go. And no matter what happens, as long as you remember the Internet, it will continue to exist.

TheHondaBro > Pcm9799 04/13/2016 at 17:47

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No, that’s just Zoidberg.

TheHondaBro > scoob 04/13/2016 at 17:47

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Under the garbage disposal?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 17:48

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In my pants.

TheHondaBro > crowmolly 04/13/2016 at 17:48

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Where do I download the update?

TheHondaBro > Xyl0c41n3 04/13/2016 at 17:48

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Tell that to the management at Cold Stone.

TheHondaBro > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/13/2016 at 17:48

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Awesome.

Out, but with a W - has found the answer > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 17:50

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In a box of floppy disks a couple of miles under the North Pole. Those drilling expeditions of the past years have not been about oil, their goal is to decide who will have the right to wear the Internet Pope Hat.
Source: I’m specializing in telecommunication engineering.

TheJWT > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 17:52

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I don’t actually believe in the internet

TheHondaBro > TheJWT 04/13/2016 at 17:52

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Are you waiting until marriage?

crowmolly > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 17:52

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Well, you need a good cat5 cable to download the update. So start by acquiring 5 cats.

StoneCold > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 17:53

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Most of it is in Atlanta. Some of it got moved to Colorado and San Jose, California. Or least it used to be. I think it should be in Vegas so it’s easier to gamble our Internets.

Bytemite > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 17:53

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It is actually a bunch of thick fiberoptic lines that run below the ground and in the ocean. For every MB of internet traffic, there needs to be more fiberoptic hardware to support it. The internet actually uses 10% of the global energy today. That number will get bigger as the internet gets bigger.

TheOnelectronic > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 17:54

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TheJWT > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 17:55

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I like to think of the internet like a shapeshifter, or a changeling, like that guy-You ever hear of that TV show Manimal?

TheHondaBro > TheJWT 04/13/2016 at 17:56

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I have not.

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 17:56

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Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 17:56

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spanfucker retire bitch > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 17:57

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I mean, it’s not magic. It’s gotta be pushing things!

Out, but with a W - has found the answer > crowmolly 04/13/2016 at 18:01

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Don’t forget that you’ll need to twist them in pairs. The fifth cat is there as a supervisor, so try to get an experienced one.

Alfalfa > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 18:20

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66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 18:25

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Tubes bro.

scoob > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 18:41

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scoob > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 18:41

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Sure

and 100 more > scoob 04/13/2016 at 18:46

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Ha! Backfire!

pjhusa > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 19:00

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Hmm. I wonder too. It would be such a novel thing to use.

Birddog > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 19:38

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It’s all in Al Gore’s head.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 20:41

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A series of tubes

Agrajag > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 21:23

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It’s kept in Big Ben. That’s where it gets the best reception.

Agrajag > Xyl0c41n3 04/13/2016 at 21:32

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Great!(throws hands in air)

That reminded me of this.

I’ll just be over here not weeping.(sobs quietly)

wafflesnfalafel > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 21:47

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It’s in all of us...

sdwarf36 > TheHondaBro 04/13/2016 at 23:42

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